One semester of jazz appreciation doesn’t make you a skiddle-dee-bee-boo-bop expert.
It might feel good to make people laugh, but nobody likes being forced to do something.
Live your life in a way where people will believe what you say.
Time to empty the trash can’t.
My dream job is making dark chocolate at night time.
Single Moms with boys, look no further… Karate!
I am consistently surprised by the reaction I get from people who are required to fill out a W9 before getting paid.
There are not enough breath savers in the world.
I have a hard time respecting a man who hasn’t experienced kidney stones.
Since I quit caffeine, everyone makes me the designated driver when we go to Starbucks.
