Bunnies are wack. There I said it.

Before the light bulb was invented, what happened when you had a good idea?

The numbers are in and our most successful partners last year were… IRS and California. Congratulations you two!

If I only get one thing done today, I want it to be ________.

Ha ha Chihuahuas! You’re the breed I see the most of in the dog orphanage!

If you’re in a pinch and need vinegar, wear a baseball cap on a hot day.

Living in the mountains has its ups and downs.

Honestly, what’s stopping you from getting your neighborhood tatted on your stomache?

I just met my city council man… twice. I think he might have alzheimer’s.

Do women shake hands?