The President’s Day commercials sum up our country. Puke.
“Make ‘em by hand, break ‘em by hand.” - Mr. T
I’m against piracy… unless it involves boats.
Sometimes you just have to take a step back in order to hear someone say, “Watch out!”.
“All I do is pin.” - Women
A little bit of arsenic, goes a long way!
In hindsight, looking back was a bad idea.
If I had a dime for every penny I’ve found I’d be rich.
I hate questions! Don’t you?
