Statistics are spun 100% of the time.
I just saw a Grandmullet.
Telling someone they are the smartest man you know isn’t a compliment… if it’s a woman.
Probably the best example of teamwork is teeth.
You can buy experience once.
I scoff at people who express scornful derision.
A prostitute will give you what you want for money, while a wife will give you what you don’t deserve for nothing.
It is time to reach across the aisle and tickle someone.
I like my driveways the way I like my underwear. Free of oil stains, spots, and skidmarks.
Whenever possible… moonwalk yourself out of a room after you’ve completed your conversation.
